September 2009アーカイブ

I posted following instruction before in Tumbler. But it is so lovely, so I decided to post it again on my blog.

Lovely, isn't it?

How to Install LOVE

Tech Support: Hello ... how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running ?

Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program not run on external components." What should I do?

Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer: Thank you, God.

For more than 8 or 9 years, I've not used MSN. It's because I can't access MSN from my office with ridiculous security code. In addition, under this code there is no one with whom I have to talk on MSN (or other chat systems).

These days, the situation is slightly changed. With increasing needs of working with foreign colleagues, there the need of using MSN has bees increasing. Because of this increasing needs, I have to find a solution which allow me to access MSN even from my office.

Finally, I decided to use iPhone as my chat terminal. I looked for an appropriate application in iTMS, Engadget, gizmode, and other web sites, and chosen "BeejiveIM".

With using this application for 2 weeks, I found that it's truly useful and fun to use. The function to connect MSN, google talk, AOL, Facebook... is excellent. And furthermore the usability like interface and integrity with "names" are brilliant.

At this moment, I rely extremely upon iPhone. Mail, call, calendar, names, followed by Facebook, twitter, blog, posterous, tumblr, and finally IM. I feel I really can't live without iPhone.

Yes, I am "the dog of Apple", but you know, I'm "the happy dog of Apple".

The "Intelligence" is likely going global,
although the "Exclusiviity" in domestic market couldn't go across the border.




では、経営とかマーケティングとか、組織のソフトの面ではどうだろう?日本で育まれた経営のソフトには(TQMやfront Loading、スクラムの例を待つまでもなく)、世界で通用する素晴らしい視点がたくさんある。




















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